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A Conservative
Muslim was
seated next to
an Australian on
a flight from
London to
Melbourne,
Australia.
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After the plane
was airborne,
drink orders
were taken. The
Aussie asked for
a rum and coke,
which was
brought and
placed before
him.
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The flight
attendant then
asked the Muslim
if he would like
a drink.
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He replied in
disgust,
"I'd rather be
savagely raped
by a dozen
whores than let
liquor touch my
lips."
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The Aussie then
handed his drink
back to the
attendant and
said, "Me
too. I didn't
know we had a
choice".
