We
have always been together
Ever since I got out of mother
So now people think and wonder
Don't I find it quite a bother?
"No," I'd answer them politely
How can you be a bother to me?
You're really nice and you treat me kindly
And when I ask, you'll let me be.
You're dearer to me than any other
(Okay, maybe after father and mother)
I know I am too, dearest to you
As you always let me go first into the loo.
Well,
as you might have known, my point is this
I'll love you most even after our first kiss
And when we walk next to our suitor
I'll still love you as my only brother.